Now this is a story all about how a mushroom’s life got flipped turned upside down.
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All jokes aside, booze should not be the number one item on your list of things to bring on a canoe trip. Here’s a handy packing list to help you prepare for your next trip: canoe booze …paddle?
A mushroom is a million times denser than a cloud. Fact.
If there really is a restaurant at the end of the universe, I’m betting it’s an Irish pub.
Having both kayakers and canoeists on the same river is like having snowboarders and skiers on the same mountain – each exhibits silent toleration, but secretly wishes the other would go away.
Rain is really just cloud pee.
Little known fact – like the majestic salmon, mature canoes return to the same stream they were born in to spawn. “Hey hot stuff…wanna spawn?”
When throwing a double bitted axe, you should stand roughly 6 meters (20 feet) away from the target, and the axe should rotate just once while flying through the air. Most people prefer to use two hands, but personally I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Whoa, that cumulus cloud totally just became a cirrus cloud! Get it? Because the cloud just got really really high? And cirrus clouds are way higher in the sky than cumulus clouds? Ha ha ha ha ha, oh cloud humour. *pats[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Reason #69 why canoes are better than kayaks: it’s really hard to 69 in a kayak.